….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…
Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.
Captain Marker Guardians Cat. Nice…I guess
Captain Lock Guardian Giraffe!
Captain Mouse Lone Panther
Captain Lipstick Miss Crow
Captain Wall Crow Wolf
Captain Mouse 5th Deer
Captain Plasma Grand Cat
Captain Lotion Twitches Snail
Captain Ghost Ella Fox.
Oh yeah. I’m keeping that forever.
There’s a ghost next to you…?
Captain headphone captain orca…
You win every available award, Capt. Heaphone Captain Orca.
I’m Captain Alarmclock How-Dragon, at your service.
Captain Vacuum Mononoke Horse
Here’s a thing everyone needs to learn, if you hate a ship, then don’t tag the ship.
Its as simple as that.
Why? You want more people to come yell at you for tagging your hate?
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
Attention, South Canadians! I made us a flag.
Mm, Dawn dishwashing soap and mineral spirits.
So I was doing Japanese in Rosetta Stone and
Kore wa pen desu.
So today my sister got this backpack:
And I’m just like:
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
Should have finished research paper today -> too guilty to go to bed -> stays up -> too tired to finish -> browses tumblr -> 3:00 AM -> is caught by dad -> goes to bed -> will almost certainly sleep all morning tomorrow -> paper still isn’t finished
America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America
Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?
Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.
OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR
ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR
is this hetalia
this was awesome and then it got better. bless ur lil hearts
Don’t add milk and sugar to any green tea in Japan. What are you doing? Throwing your foreignness in their faces?
day 23: they still think im one of them
I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
Sinbad - Sinbad Legend of the Seven Seas
the first one.. mm
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU’VE NEVER SENT ANON HATE
Whoever reblogs this I will write there URL on a stick note and stick in to a tumblr poster board.
This poster board will be against anon hate and will be hung on my wall. I will take a picture of it as it progresses :)
SPREAD THIS PLEASE :D